he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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