So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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