FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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