Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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