Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sorry about my life...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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