The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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