Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I need to stop coming to work sober
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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