dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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