they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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