If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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