yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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