Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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