so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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