Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
