That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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