so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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