New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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