making cat noises will not fix the situation.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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