sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
