This girl is more easily done than said...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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