On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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