All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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