Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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