This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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