what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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