he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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