just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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