I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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