can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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