thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I could fuck to npr.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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