just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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