That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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