I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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