Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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