can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
