thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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