And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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