just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's never too late to be topless.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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