That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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