New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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