windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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