I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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