did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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