Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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