i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
where are my eyebrows?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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