just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I want a musical about memes.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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