Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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