Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
