That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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