he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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