Sry I called you an 8
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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