Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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