Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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